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speedy911911911

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PostSubject: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH   Thu May 22, 2008 5:40 pm

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'
she
retorted indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives.'

Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH   Thu May 22, 2008 5:55 pm

I owe you money lol!
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PostSubject: Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH   Thu May 22, 2008 7:27 pm

I owe you too. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH   Thu May 22, 2008 11:03 pm

I'll take cash, check or credit card.
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PostSubject: Re: NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH   Sat May 24, 2008 9:22 am

lol.. my checks in the mail!
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