government traning camp

I have just been solicited by some poor kid, that the government training camps have introduced to the art of door to door salesmen ship. With promises of great gifts to be bestow upon him. Didn’t take them long to push their junk on us. School just started last week. They must be starting them out younger and younger, this kid looked like he was just barely out of diapers. I will buy a candy bar, but refuse to buy a two dollar item for $20.00. I remember pushing seeds for the camp commander when I was a kid.