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PostSubject: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE   Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:04 pm

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. silent

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Suspect

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. Shocked

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! No

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you ar e an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) Evil or Very Mad

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Twisted Evil

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). drunken

(8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU! affraid

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. scratch

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PostSubject: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE   Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:17 pm

Laughing Laughing Very true! But then its not like men hear what we say anyway. JB puts on his "husband ears" and he hears nothing. Wink
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PostSubject: Huh?   Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:41 pm

attack-cat wrote:
Laughing Laughing Very true! But then its not like men hear what we say anyway. JB puts on his "husband ears" and he hears nothing. Wink

Yep.................did you say something? Question
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PostSubject: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE   Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:39 pm

Jimbob_Rebel wrote:
attack-cat wrote:
Laughing Laughing Very true! But then its not like men hear what we say anyway. JB puts on his "husband ears" and he hears nothing. Wink

Yep.................did you say something? Question

Yeah ............... thats not pepper spots on your egg sandwich. I dropped the eggs on the floor. But the cat licked most of the big stuff off it before I put it in your lunch! cat
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PostSubject: Re: 9 WORDS WOMEN USE   Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:44 am

OUCH!
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