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speedy911911911

speedy911911911


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Age : 59
Location : Alabama the Beautiful

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PostSubject: Investments   Investments EmptyThu Oct 02, 2008 12:50 pm

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
Ago, it would now be worth $49.00. Shocked

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000. No


With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left. Investments 505700

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock, you would have $49.00 left. Investments 867910

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have
nothing left. Investments 141188

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would
have $214.00. affraid

Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle. bounce

This is called the 401-Keg Plan.
lol!




When all of your wishes have been granted, then all of your dreams will be destroyed. MM
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madcow

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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Investments EmptySat Oct 04, 2008 12:03 am

The land of the great and wonderful Bush!
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Ohio madman




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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Investments EmptySat Feb 14, 2009 3:30 am

madcow wrote:
The land of the great and wonderful Bush!
MC, should that be spelled Busch?
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madcow

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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Investments EmptyMon Feb 16, 2009 9:37 pm

Now it is BlackBusch country! New Boss? No Same Boss with no change. Glad I voted for Ron Paul at the last minute.
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PostSubject: Re: Investments   Investments EmptyTue Feb 17, 2009 2:59 am

madcow wrote:
Now it is BlackBusch country! New Boss? No Same Boss with no change. Glad I voted for Ron Paul at the last minute.
Damn....another pun wasted........ and some irony shot to hell also Sad
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