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PostSubject: A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United...   Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:06 am

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States.

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!'
The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'

The new arrivalwalks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
says,
'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says 'No, I am from Africa!'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
The African lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work!!!!!!!

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU
WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.
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PostSubject: Re: A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United...   Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 pm

now thats funny right there Exclamation Very Happy
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