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PostSubject: I voted Democrat because...   Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:32 am

Subject: I voted Democrat because...

I voted Democrat because:
I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of
gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe the government will do a better job of
spending the money I earn, than I would.

I voted Democrat because:
Freedom of speech is fine, as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because:
When we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will
stop, what they're doing, because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because:
I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know
that my local police, are all I need, to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on
Friday, can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away In ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because:
I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of
babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe that business should not be allowed to make
profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because:
I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because:
My head is so firmly planted up my ass that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."
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