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PostSubject: News Flash   Wed May 20, 2009 8:35 am

Date: Sunday, January 4, 2009



Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $1 Million to pose nude in the January issue...

Michelle Obama got the same offer...
from National Geographic.

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PostSubject: Re: News Flash   Wed May 20, 2009 4:05 pm

Shocked lol!
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PostSubject: Re: News Flash   Thu May 21, 2009 3:57 pm

Good one! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: News Flash   Wed May 27, 2009 1:26 pm

Little Johnny Meets Obama


Little Johnny is at it again. President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.

So our illustrious democrat President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy?'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove a over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.' 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent.. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to
smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... and it probably wouldn't be a Damn accident either.
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PostSubject: Re: News Flash   Thu May 28, 2009 3:27 am

lol!
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