Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama

Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama went to heaven.

God addressed Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replied: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve, and I've come to understand that now.''
God thought for a second and said: "Very good. Come and sit at my left hand.''

God then addressed Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
" I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.''
God thought for a second and said: "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right hand.''

Then God addressed Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replied: "I believe you're in my chair."