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PostSubject: A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta...   Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:16 am

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to Coolangatta

The pilot comes on the intercom, ‘This is your Captain. We’re on our final descent into Coolangatta. I want to thank you for flying with us today and hope you enjoy your stay on the Gold Coast. sunny

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit. The co-pilot can be heard saying to the pilot...
‘So, Skip, whatcha’ got planned while we’re on the Gold Coast?’ ‘Basketball

Well,’ says the skipper, ‘first, I’m going to check into the hotel, take a big crap... silent

...then I’m going take that new stewardess with the huge hooters out for dinner.... I’m going to wine and dine her, take her back to my room and give her a ride on the baloney pony all night long..’ blow

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking up and down the aisle, trying to figure out who this new stewardess is that the pilot’s talking about. scratch

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts running toward the cockpit to turn the intercom off. pale

Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady’s bag and down she goes. Embarassed

The old lady leans over and says: ‘No need to hurry, dear......He’s gotta’ land the plane and take a big crap first.’ flower

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