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PostSubject: Little Johnny on Christmas Break   Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:01 am

Little Johnny on Christmas Break



It is near the Christmas break of the school year. santa

The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing
more to do. Neutral

All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal. Basketball

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today." sunny

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question." study


Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?" afro

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