A crusty old biker, with bugs in his teeth, on a summer ride
in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over
the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the old biker , "are you the young
lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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