HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are....
alongside the road....
and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .
and you know how you just get sooo stressed..... and life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . .
he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
"I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say........
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"Well, which one are you then?".......
And that's when the fight started.