Meet the Parents..............

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to
> meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is
> such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
> that after dinner, she would like to go out and make
> love for the first time.
>
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before,
> so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some
> condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time
> and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He
> tells the boy everything there is to know about
> condoms and sex.
>
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
> condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
> thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
> and all.
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
> house and meets his
> girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to
> meet my parents, come on in!' where the girl's parents
> are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and
> bows his head.
>
> A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer
> with his head down.
> 10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
>
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
> girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
> 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
> The boy turns and whispers back, 'I had no idea your
> father was the pharmacist.'